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dbsm (front+back)

€32

deutsche bahnana (front only)

€27

german trolley problem (front only)

€26

deutsche bahnana (front+back)

€30

schrödinger's train

€26

schrödinger (front+back)

€30

DBSM (front only)

€29

german trolley problem (front+back)

€32

Destination	Platform	Time
dbsm (front+back) THE ORIGINAL DBSM SHIRT	gleis 8	+65 min
deutsche bahnana (front+back) ONE SLIP AWAY FROM A TWO-HOUR DELAY	GLEIS 4	+25 min
german trolley problem (front+back) NOT A PROBLEM IF YOUR TRAIN IS DELAYED	GLEIS 1/2	+120 min
schrödinger (front+back) IS IT DELAYED OR CANCELLED? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW	GLEIS ???	On time

FEATURED DESTINATIONS

hintertupfing

A SMALL VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, HOME OF HANS & GRETA AND KNOWN AS THE Aß OF THE WORLD.

berlin

the city that (truly) never sleeps. party all day, party all night, 3 days in a row, and your train is still not there.

hannover (hell)

hell isn't nearly as hot as expected. it's cold, cloudy, rainy, and goes by the name "hannover hauptbahnhof"

kitbat

THE FAMOUS BERLINER BDßM CLUB OWNED BY NONE OTHER THAN COUNT DRACULA, A VAMPIRE WHO DRINKS NOT BLOOD, BUT LECKER BIERCHEN.

bielefeld (the void)

ORBITING A BLACK HOLE IN A DISTANT GALAXY, THIS MYSTERIOUS PLACE HIDES THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.

CRACKFURT AM MAIN

THE GERMAN VERSION OF NEW YORK CITY, RULED BY FINANCE BROS AND ZOMBIES ADDICTED TO METT(BRÖTCHEN).

OUR TRAINS

ICE

THE HIGH-SPEED, HIGH-DELAY TRAIN. WHILE AMERICANS RUN AWAY FROM ICE, GERMANS CAN ONLY HOPE IT ARRIVES ON TIME.

ß BAHN

THE SPICY (AND SURPRISINGLY PUNCTUAL) TRAIN LINES, RELIABLY CONNECTING CLUBS AND AFTER PARTIES AT 9AM ON A SUNDAY.

SCHRÖDINGER'S TRAIN

JUST LIKE SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT, YOU NEVER KNOW WHETHER THIS TRAIN IS ALIVE, DEAD, DELAYED, OR OUTRIGHT CANCELLED.

TROLLEY NO-PROBLEM

A MORAL PHILOSOPHER'S WET DREAM. WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE TO PULL A LEVER WHEN THE TRAIN IS DELAYED ANYWAY?

DEUTSCHE BAHNANA

GERMAN TRAINS ARE ONE SLIP AWAY FROM A TWO HOUR DELAY. BUT THEIR RESTAURANTS ALWAYS SERVE THE MOST DELICIOUS BAHNANA.

WEIHNACHTSBAHN

EVERY PUNCTUAL TRAIN IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, AND THE WEIHNACHTSBAHN IS A BACKBONE OF SANTA CLAUS' DELIVERY EMPIRE.

SM-BAHN

THE EVEN SPICIER S-BAHN, KNOWN FOR CONNECTING AFTER PARTIES WITH SUBSEQUENT KINKY PARTIES AT 5PM ON A SUNDAY.

about dbsm

GERMAN TRAINS ARE THE DEFINITION OF MODERN TORTURE. AND THAT'S THE SPIRIT OF DBSM – THE FIRST VERZWEIFELT™ IMMERSIVE COLLECTION. LIMITED DESIGNS, A FULLY ANIMATED CARTOON SERIES, AND MANY, MANY SURPRISES!

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