WATER YOU WEARING?
verzweifelt™ original designs with handmade illustrations by caio van caarven.
labubotomy
€34
€34
depresso martini
€32
€32
dbsm (front+back)
€36
€36
dbsm (front only)
€32
€32
farewels (front+back)
€37
€37
farewels (front only)
€32
€32
bitter water (front+back)
€36
€36
bitter water (front only)
€32
€32
poseidon (front+back)
€37
€37
poseidon (front only)
€32
€32
negroni (front+back)
€37
€37
negroni (front only)
€32
€32
deutsche bahnana (front+back)
€36
€36
deutsche bahnana (front only)
€32
€32
protect the dolls (hans edition)
€36
€36
hans & greta
€31
€31
a few hours.
THAT'S HOW LONG YOU HAVE TO ORDER THESE DESIGNS.
AFTER THAT, SOME OF THEM WILL GO OUT TO BUY MILK... AND DISAPPEAR FOREVER.
clanker-free
illustrated by a real artist
limited designs
order before they're gone
premium cotton
sourced by the grandmother
free shipping
on all orders over 80€
DO WEAR THESE AT HOME
ALL DESIGNS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS HIGH-QUALITY PRINTS WITH JAPANESE MUSEUM-GRADE PAPER
dbsm print
€25
€25
doll hans print
€25
€25
drugolingo poster
€25
€25
depresso martini print
€25
€25
deutsche bahnana print
€25
€25
bitter water print
€25
€25
labubotomy print
€25
€25
negroni print
€25
€25
poseidon print
€25
€25
schrödinger's train print
€25
€25
trolley problem print
€25
€25
farewels print
€25
€25
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desperate cooking
€33
€33
desperate drinking
€33
€33
desperate baking
€33
€33
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